Here'z the whole fam...

And the cuuuuute couple...

And my lil' blackie sis and bro!!!

I dunno who took this one....?

Actually, I kno this looks picture perfect but it wuzn't that great. :( See cuz I was expecting my bf to propose, and when he didn't I got kinda mad, and I'm pretty sure I made a scene before forcing his folks to leave with a meat-cleaver.
I remember trying to get Alfonso to fuck me, but he wouldn't cuz he said I was too gross. He ended up leaving and I thought, "You know wat? I'll show you what's gross, fool!" So I ate this ENTIRE piece of cake:

Then I decided to post a personals ad on craigslist with these pics, since I was really depressed about having eaten the entire piece and fighting with my man. I never got a response tho......


The only thing I'm confused about is: where did my pants go, and why am I wearing furry children's boots????
I think this wuz the best christmas yet. :)

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