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I'm soooooo excieeeeeted!!!

I luv Harry Potter

I luv him soooo much that I decided I was ready to see his penis. So I googled 'harry potter porn' and a bunch of wonderful amazing highly erotic websites came up. After spending a few hours looking at them I realized I thought hermione granger A.K.A. emma watson was sexier, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbo. Anyway I thought that the porn of her wasn't super great, so I created something of my own! Tell me what u thiiiiiink:

Yahoo! Answers Dilemma

I said:


How do you know if you have ingrown testicles?
I can feel two small lumps in my perineum. Are these maybe my testicles that haven't dropped yet? I don't know very much about anatomy so I'm not sure, but it's been really bothering me. Especially because my girlfriend and I were going to have sex the other day and she got kind of freaked out because... Something was missing. Help!!!




They said:


Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You do have a scrotum right?
There have to be two balls.nuts or testicles in it.
If not:they haven't dropped yet
Time to see your Dr then
It can mess up your virility later.
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Source(s):
Biology degree


Some other answers:
See a doc man!!! Your name is Mary, have you ever thought, that MAYBE you might be a Chick? There was a whole Episode on House about this subject. I think there ARE testicles in that general area, but they don't belong to you.


Mary eh?

Maybe your penis is missing.

You know what a perineum is but you don't know if you have testicles. Gawd save us all.


If your testicles are in the sac, they've dropped pal. Those lumps could be an inlarged prostate, inflamed vein, or cancer. Either way go to a doctor.,


Your balls should be in the sac unless you are a girl "Mary" in that case you have no testicles!


for your own sake, GO SEE A DOCTOR


thats not realy normal LMAO my ballz allways been in my sack hahahahaha


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not normal bro

Oh no!

This iz a first 4 me - okay, so I wuz watching porn 2day as usual and came upon this cinematographic gem.

It actually almost made me cry! It wuz, like, compassion or something. I felt bad for the ho, and that guy wuz totes an asshole!

On a brighter note, this makes me really happy:

Turd Raider

Let's see here.... cheesy action, gun violence, creepy-cave-exploring, a villainous geek, a horribly inappropriate soundtrack, no coherent plot, and a toilet-paper-carrying heroine pinching a loaf wherever she goes: This is probably the funniest, most horrifying, disgustingly amusing film I HAVE EVER SEEN

The ending is the best part! I'm not goin 2 spoil it 4 u, so I guess you'll just have to watch it all! Ahahahahaha

Analysis of a Porno, part I

I've been watching a TON of porn this weekend, instead of studying for finals or working on final projects. I figured it was more productive. Especially so since I became inspired to become the next Harold Bloom. I decided if I'm ever going to be a good critic, I've gotta start from the bottom and work my way up.

Hence, I watched this, and criticized accordingly:

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/79093_College-Couple-Fuck-On-Live-Justin-TV-Stream.html

- These people aren't actually into each other. Watch the first four minutes.
- Approximately 11 minutes in to exactly 15:11, the bitch is faking it. TOTALLY. I suspect her wimpering noises are actually indicative of discomfort.
- Evidence: Does the guy make any noise when getting his dick sucked? Not really, so why should she...?
Intermission at 18:50. Ma came in to say goodnight, asked what I wuz doing on my computer, "Uh uh uh some serious computations Ma, it'd blow yer mind, I really can't show u, GOOD-NIGHT!"
- At about 20:21, they're talking about the weather or some shit. Can you figure out what's on the slut's TV? I'm guessing the Today show, but I think it might just be the news.
- Shortly thereafter, penetration. Boooooooooooooooring, *yawn* Props for fucking without a condom, though.
- 21:59 : Dude looks seriously uncomfortable.
- 21 - 25:25 SHUT UPPPPP, BITCH! Nice cumshot, at least.
- 29:08 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- 30, approximate, "I always cum, how can I not?" I can name a few ways...
- STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES! You'll get herpes.

Wisdom learned from the slut: working out DOES pay off.
Overall, a very attractive "couple." (Even though I didn't like the dude's hair/clothes) I just wish there wasn't audio! B+

OMFG, IT HAS A MOTHER!!!!!!!!