Friday, November 13, 2009

Uh-oh

Satan's out to get me!!!!
It all started when I cheated on my boyfriend. Weed been having sum pretty ruff patches for a while, so I was feeling sad one night and decided to order Pizza Hut. I ended up having sex with the Cuban delivery boy and I think he put a curse on me. :(

First, this morning I saw the mark of the devil in my egg:



(The one on the left.)

And thennn my sister's been acting really weird and I think she might be possessed....



AND THEN while I was walking to skool this morning I saw THIS: !!!?!????!?!?!?!



When I nudged him in the tummy with my foot a few times to see if he needed sum munny or sumthing, I realized he was dead. :(

Stuff like this never happens to me and I don't know what the fuck is going on.

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