My dog, Jorge -

- has been expressing his desires to spice things up in his relationship with Fifi (his girlfriend). He's been bitching about it for the past month so I finally decided to help a qigga out and scout craigslist for possible opportunities. This one seemed the most promising:

Let me sniff your college boy ass
any one into letting me lick and sniff their college boy ripe ass after they jogged all day let me know.im ready to do this now.you must be willing to sniff me and lick back.

So I said, kindly impersonating my pup:


RE: Let me sniff your college boy ass
I love running and working out, and I'd be more than happy to let you sniff my ass. Even the thought kind of turns me on...
A little about me: I'm a 95 lb. German Shepard mix, straight (my girlfriend is purebred), with a penchant for all things anal. I haven't been to college, but I've been to obedience school (...please let that be good enough). Wanna meet in a park somewhere? I'd be willing to be more discreet but I can't host, sorry.
Cheers,
Jorge

I even posted these nice pictures...




and all I got back as a response was "fuck you."

What the hell?!?!?!?