Yay, halloween!

So I FINALLY got my halloween photos back from my favorite neighborhood Wal-Mart (I luv them, but they take 4ever!). Overall, the decorations this year were a big hit:


Shouldn't have cheated on Mr. Spider!


After I made sure they were dead, I burned 'em witchez!


I thought this was genius, cuz the kids had to notice Barbie (minus head).


Er, I dunno wat to call this one... Art! ArtartartartARTARTARATTTTTT!!!!!


My favorite - rape victim!! (Right on the door too, yay!)



Cum to my haus next year and I give u candy. ;0

My dog, Jorge -

- has been expressing his desires to spice things up in his relationship with Fifi (his girlfriend). He's been bitching about it for the past month so I finally decided to help a qigga out and scout craigslist for possible opportunities. This one seemed the most promising:

Let me sniff your college boy ass
any one into letting me lick and sniff their college boy ripe ass after they jogged all day let me know.im ready to do this now.you must be willing to sniff me and lick back.

So I said, kindly impersonating my pup:


RE: Let me sniff your college boy ass
I love running and working out, and I'd be more than happy to let you sniff my ass. Even the thought kind of turns me on...
A little about me: I'm a 95 lb. German Shepard mix, straight (my girlfriend is purebred), with a penchant for all things anal. I haven't been to college, but I've been to obedience school (...please let that be good enough). Wanna meet in a park somewhere? I'd be willing to be more discreet but I can't host, sorry.
Cheers,
Jorge

I even posted these nice pictures...




and all I got back as a response was "fuck you."

What the hell?!?!?!?

Uh-oh

Satan's out to get me!!!!
It all started when I cheated on my boyfriend. Weed been having sum pretty ruff patches for a while, so I was feeling sad one night and decided to order Pizza Hut. I ended up having sex with the Cuban delivery boy and I think he put a curse on me. :(

First, this morning I saw the mark of the devil in my egg:



(The one on the left.)

And thennn my sister's been acting really weird and I think she might be possessed....



AND THEN while I was walking to skool this morning I saw THIS: !!!?!????!?!?!?!



When I nudged him in the tummy with my foot a few times to see if he needed sum munny or sumthing, I realized he was dead. :(

Stuff like this never happens to me and I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Global warming duz not exist, period.

I don't give a fuck what all those scientists say - they're wrong, and I can prove it!

In fact, the Earth is actually experiencing global cooling (as if Chapter 5 in Super Freakonomics weren't proof enough, er...). Here's a picture recently taken of Earth, from space, by NASA:



See all the fucking ice?! You can also see this on their website, http://www.nasa.gov/theearthizcoolin.html

All those fucking environmentalists really piss me off, so to cheer me up.....



I wish he wuz my dad :(