I got a letter in the mail today!

It said:

"Oh, how we hate goodbyes...but we know you really love good buys!
That's why we're reaching out to you now.
You haven't shopped with us in a while, but we wanted to let you know that with C- you can afford to shop again. (With these prices how can you afford not to!)
Buying clothing may not seem like something you can easily justify these days, but C- is here to help. Our new looks are ones you will love, ones that you'll turn to again and again, long outlasting your initial investment. Simply put, our low prices make the styles you love all the more worth it! Times are hard enough, why sacrifice shopping all together when you can just shop smarter at C-.
To encourage you to give C- another chance during these sparse fashion times, we'd like to offer you this Style Stimulus Offer!
Please see below for your exclusive Stimulus Coupon which allows you to buy any item and receive a second item of your choice FREE! (details below)
Talk about getting the most for your money! It's a smart investment for your closet (and your sanity). Buy the gorgeous top, get the jeans FREE. Buy the tailored suit jacket get the matching pants FREE.
The choice is yours and the options to save are endless. And that, you'll find is just one of the many benefits of smart shopping with C-.

Sincerely,
J-"


I was flabbergasted, so I immediately flipped through the catalog and ordered $300 worth of foreign-made clothing. What a deal!