A holy miracle -

- just in time for Easter! This morning I went for a run in the forest, not anticipating I would enter a damned non-believer and exit a new woman, full of faith not only in humanity but in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Here's what I saw:





Notice the bunny in the bottom left corner. When I first saw him, I did a doubletake - he was about the size of a regular rabbit, you know, tiny, but as I got closer I noticed that it was really a tiny man in a bunny suit, beckoning me with (what I hoped was) a burger and fries. I ran after him and soon we came to a hidden waterfall, where he began to take off his suit (he wasn't wearing anything underneath, mmm).


I realized then that he was in fact Jesus - hence the scraggly beard. He told me I was one of God's children, and he said that even though I was in a lot of anguish over my sexual identity it would all turn out okay, and that I would be saved. We then made love for hours and hours, and I finished my run knowing that everything I had shunned as a little girl was, in fact, true.