I've been watching a TON of porn this weekend, instead of studying for finals or working on final projects. I figured it was more productive. Especially so since I became inspired to become the next Harold Bloom. I decided if I'm ever going to be a good critic, I've gotta start from the bottom and work my way up.
Hence, I watched this, and criticized accordingly:
http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/79093_College-Couple-Fuck-On-Live-Justin-TV-Stream.html
- These people aren't actually into each other. Watch the first four minutes.
- Approximately 11 minutes in to exactly 15:11, the bitch is faking it. TOTALLY. I suspect her wimpering noises are actually indicative of discomfort.
- Evidence: Does the guy make any noise when getting his dick sucked? Not really, so why should she...?
Intermission at 18:50. Ma came in to say goodnight, asked what I wuz doing on my computer, "Uh uh uh some serious computations Ma, it'd blow yer mind, I really can't show u, GOOD-NIGHT!"
- At about 20:21, they're talking about the weather or some shit. Can you figure out what's on the slut's TV? I'm guessing the Today show, but I think it might just be the news.
- Shortly thereafter, penetration. Boooooooooooooooring, *yawn* Props for fucking without a condom, though.
- 21:59 : Dude looks seriously uncomfortable.
- 21 - 25:25 SHUT UPPPPP, BITCH! Nice cumshot, at least.
- 29:08 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- 30, approximate, "I always cum, how can I not?" I can name a few ways...
- STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES! You'll get herpes.
Wisdom learned from the slut: working out DOES pay off.
Overall, a very attractive "couple." (Even though I didn't like the dude's hair/clothes) I just wish there wasn't audio! B+
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