So Alfonso finally broke up with me. I was kind uv sad, so I bought a big box of chocolates and rented a romantic comedy to cheer me up.
That wuz two weeks ago. The janitor at the hospital told me later that I COULD HAVE ALMOST DIED (I guess that combination is pretty dangerous!) and then asked me out on a date.
So, like, we've been fucking for a couple weeks and it's getting pretty seriouz or whatev but the thing IS is that I still have feelings for Alfonso (obvs).
I sent him this card for Valentine's Day... but he hasn't txted me or anything yet.
I hope he takes me back :(
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