Today I wuz going through some of these old clothes that I never wear (I'm too fat to fit), and I snagged a pair of jeans that still had the giant tag on it - ya know, the one with the company description and/or marketing tactic on one side, and the brand logo on the other, usually made of dense eye-catching cardboard, yadda yadda yadda and it said:
"Pickup jeans is a product of the Original American ride denim jeans for everyone to enjoy. Bringing out the unique characteristic of it's texture and image of individual jeans. Simply by wearing the jean will bring love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self control These are the essential characteristics of our jeans. Each piece is carefully handcrafted by individuals who take pride and believe that life is too valuable to waste not wearing our jean"
Oh yeah, that totes happened to me when I squoze my posterior cheeks into the jean's non-ass. I think it's absolutely, eurhm, genious though, let's all follow suit and see how well our businesses grow!
About Me
- Clementine Stevens
- I'm your quintessential ignorant American hick! I vote Republican, I make my own meth, I live with my ma AND I eat my apple pie with a slice of cheddar on top! Yeehaw.
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