Sunday, August 2, 2009

I'M SAD

Today I woke up and felt kind of funny. I decided to take a shower, and this is what happened:


My really bad day.


I was like, "Okay, no biggie, it's cool, I'll just go have breakfast and go to church and everything'll be fine when I get back."


So I did that, and when I came back I felt kind of sticky. Since I already took a shower and didn't wanna get my hair wet again, I decided to take a bath. Here's what happened:





"I really hate being a girl - it ruins everything!" (this is what I said to my boyfriend, in a text)
"DON'T SEY THAT! I AIN'T GONNA C MY BABY SAD SO I'MA BRING U SUM CANDEE TO CHEER U UP. :)" (this is what he texted back, he's African American)


This is what he brought me:



I really didn't feel like eating any of that, I told him, but he got really offended and shoved a few down my throat anyway, then punched me in the eye.
¡Oh, mis dos puntos están estallando!